Yesh

It was one of those days. A bunch of friends in the pub and a good laugh all round. But this morning I woke in a bad mood. Not sure why. A couple of folks were being asses (not me for a change) but this morning I find myself in a bad mood. I’m debating whether or not to refuel because drinking in a bad mood is a recipe for disaster.

Music is helping. Most of it is heavy. I tried Dave, but he just can’t soothe my mood right now.

“Rhapsody on a theme of Paganini” Rachmaninoff

It’s just beautiful

But it ain’t helping my mood. I’m just pissed off but I don’t know why. It’s one of those days when you just feel unhappy with the world. Fuck you world!

Let’s try to shift the mood. Random searches on the net……

Searches didn’t net anything of note (excuse the shitty pun). Decided to go with Thin Lizzy, very loud, it’s easing my pain. But now I want to kill English men. Side bar: I have many English friends so don’t take this shit too seriously guys. Irish people don’t hate English people. History has forced us to deal with unpleasant things but hatred isn’t my prevailing thought. What I hate is the fact that they learn about the empire but school fails to tell them about the genocide they perpetuated in Ireland. Then they have an opinion that all Irish people are stupid and terrorists. Silly English people.

Knowledge is the key to life. We are always learning and life offers us many opportunities to expand our base. I don’t like individuals, I can’t justify not liking a country full of people, regardless of history. There will always be assholes, but never base your opinion of a country on the actions, or beliefs, of a handful of morons. That is folly.

It’s actually pretty simple. Ireland is aawesome. Two a’s for added awesomness. England is the “old enemy”. America has some goodness because shit loads of Irish went there. Everybody else is tolerable to a degree. That is the world according to me. There are other thoughts but I’ll save those for a chapter.

Tangent. Somebody please tell me there’s a Sean Connery app. Yesh. I’m sure there is but I don’t have an iPhone. I have a $10 Nokia that is truly mega. It doesn’t just do phone calls. No, it also does messages and it has a calendar! But it would sound better if it had Sean’s voice. Only he can portray a Russian submarine captain with a Scottish accent and no fucker laughs at him.

Bond, James Bond. Even thinking about it makes me smile. Daniel Craig is great, but Sean Connery is James Bond. Always. His name could be Twatface Mc Shitbag and it would still be awesome. Hello. The names Mc Shitbag. Twatface Mc Shitbag. The best part about this is that you are using his voice to say this in your mind. And it’s wicked.

“Don’t stop til you get enough” Michael Jackson

Yes he was a moron but this man was a true entertaining giant. I saw him in Landsdowne Road and was blown away. If this song doesn’t make you happy, try drugs because you have serious problems.

Smiling now, thanks Michael. Just can’t get a groove going. Nothing comes to mind. The tangenital doofangle in my mind ain’t working. So, I shall leave you and come back when I have world altering thoughts to share with you. Later.